Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice.
Few things make you go “yeaNOPE, I’d rather shit my pants than have any part in this”.
But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul… We’re past the covid TP panic, you don’t have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.
… C’mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat… On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!
Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go “yeaNOPE, I’d rather shit my pants than have any part in this”.
But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.
But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul… We’re past the covid TP panic, you don’t have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.