A Throne fit for an Elderitch Abomination from beyond the POOP DIMENSION!
I see two faces. A shocked face and a creepy face
That is a look of pure terror.
This part looks like a daemon from hell tho
It looks like those flying masks from SMB2.
CDOOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOMNom nom nom
Amaze amaze amaze.
“Mesa wipe? How wude!”
Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I’m glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at.
**Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or at the bottom.
My first guess was to avoid getting stuck by a dirty needle.
Thank all the NIMBYs for being against safe injection sites.
Just be happy you live where the plumbing can handle toilet paper.
… C’mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat… On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!
Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go “yeaNOPE, I’d rather shit my pants than have any part in this”.
But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.
But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul… We’re past the covid TP panic, you don’t have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.
Hahah!! And also, I thought about that meme as it kinda looks like that character! Thanks for confirming it ^^
Looks like the damn thing is going to take off
Haha! I imagine the TP starting to unravel and trailing behind like two tails.
If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.
Feed me senpai!
Yes! I was showing the photo to some friends and one if them took a serious and oddly long look at it, she (as all if us) was far from sober, and just said “look into the bowl”. Without knowing about that extra face it sounded so ominous.
I cann see 3 faces, one with the rolls as eyes, one with the rubber stops on the lid and the one in the bowl.
And now I don’t know which one the title is about.
Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.
I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There’s a third roll that’s on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the “tape”, a trail of shit getting “written” to the tape.Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.
“Sounds kind of risky, brb.”
I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those “home sweet home” cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what’s they’re called). We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.
Oh interesting I was thinking of a double reverse windmill but I like where your head’s at
